Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Johnny Ranker
Found this thing from a Johnny's forum. This is a site that determined your 50 favorite Johnnys post-SMAP era, pre-Nakayama Yuma and B.I Shadow era...

Johnny Ranker

So here's my top 20 Johnnys:

1. Yasuda Shota (Kanjani8)
The cutest thing ever, seriously, this kid could make your day even brighter. A softy with killer music skill...

2. Matsuoka Masahiro aka Mabo (TOKIO)
Two words, total perfection. He plays drum, he can cook, he loves children, man of a man of a man...

3. Sakurai Sho (Arashi)
Need I say more? Well educated, play football, funny and good with words.. The most important thing is... He has a beautiful fingers... *nosebleed*

4. Ohkura Tabeyos.. Tadayoshi (Kanjani8)
A BIG baby... an adorable complainer (well, pretty much like me tho ^^), city boy through and through... and yet he looks like a grown up behind the drum...

5. Murakami Shingo (Kanjani8)
Onii-san... ^^ or should I say Tacchon personal babysitter, well, Kanjani8's personal babysitter to be exact. Don't look at his face, nor his fang, nor his pimples... Ignore Yoko's Gorilla! shouts... Hina is all about the abs... that beautiful six packs abs.... and the tsukkomi... I wish to be tsukkomied by Onii-san...

6. Nishikido Ryo (Kanjani8/News)
A perfect methamorphosis... from embRyo, MessoRyo, Sexy Osakan Man... nothing ever go wrong with this guy, appearance-wise... Nothing more dangerous than Messo ryo...

7. Nagase Tomoya (TOKIO)
One of TOKIO's twin tower... Boohah!

8. Yokoyama You (Kanjani8)
The shy genius comedian, the prince of Kansai Johnny, the one who will inherit Kansai region when Johnny leave this world...

9. Masuda Takahisa (News)
A totaly halal pig... ^^ This boy is a Yassu in making with better voice...

10. Maruyama Ryuhei (Kanjani8)
Maru is one of the HOTTEST JOhnny ever live... as long as he shut his mouth. I love you so much to you.. Paaaaaaaaan!

11. Okada Junichi (V6)
They guy who never look bad in photos also known as the rare Homo Photogenicus

12. Nakai Masahiro (SMAP)
Nakai.. Nakai... Nakai.... the non singing johnny

13. Ninomiya Kazunari (Arashi)
Mr. Hollywood Johnny

14. Aiba Masaki (Arashi)
Perfectly describe the word 'Adorkable'

15. Chinen Yuri (HSJ!)
I'm turning into pedoooooo... ><

16. Shibutani Subaru (Kanjani8)
Perverted Chichai Ossan

17. Inohara Yoshihiko (V6)
a member of Johnny's Papa... ^^ (soon tho)

18. Kokubun Taichi (Tokio)
this guy is a superb arranger!!

19. Tegoshi Yuuya (News)
The voice... THE VOICE!!! News' little devil (with Ryo as the BIG devil)

20. Imai Tsubasa (Takitsuba) --> the safe hot guy...

For several months my top 5 was Sakurai, Mabo, Massu and Yassu, but I guess time changes everything...

As you can see there's no Kat-Tun member on the list, that's because I don't like the group... Don't get me wrong I think Nakamaru and Junno are adorable and I respect Kame for his acting skill... I just can't stand Ueda and Akanishi...

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:27 PM

    Si Emil tuh sering nyebut2 Mabo tapi kalo gue tanya grup apa ga pernah bisa jawab. "Tokio bukan sih Mil?" "Kagak tau, pokoknya si Titan demen!" ;P

    Setelah nonton Yamada Taro I approve of Ninomiya & Sho-kun, hehehe. Hitotsu dake no happiness! Yeah yeah yeah!!!

    Nagase & Okada = kakkoi. Excuse the question, but does Yokoyama pluck his eyebrows? And Maruyama seems like a nice fella. He's nice to Shige :D

    Massu. Keywords: Biceps. Short pants. Voice. Short pants. Smile. Short pants. Somebody buy him trousers. But he's currently somewhere around no. 3 in NEWS for me ;)

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  2. Emil mah belum gw didik soal Mabo.. Jadi belum tau dia. Tapi.. setelah dipikir2 ga bakal gw unjukin ah.. nanti di mind-rape lagi, like she did with Ryo...

    Wahahaha... Bukannya most of Johnnys plucked their eyebrows??
    Nagase is FINE.. But Mabo is definitely BETTER ^^

    Eh, Massu the third? yang kedua siapah?? Koyamama??

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  3. Anonymous12:00 PM

    Iya sih tapi kayaknya yg alisnya bulan sabit ala Krisdayanti cuma Yokoyama doang deh, hehehe. Gue no. 2,3,4 berubah2 terus kok, antara Massu, Yamapi & Koyama :D

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